I just received word of the new plot for an upcoming Friday the 13th installment:
Concerned about Jason's murderous tendencies, a group of friends decides to hold an intervention at Crystal Lake, convincing Jason to "lay down the machete". At first Jason agrees realizing the error of his ways for the past 30+ years of murders, but when later asked to consider "taking off the hockey mask", Jason becomes incensed, kills the group of hippies and then their families.
April Fools Day - this is entirely fictitious.
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